Well for all of you out there wondering why such a prestigious award was handed out tonight, here's why. First he is my #1 follower. (One out of two total followers! But still, that says something right there). Secondly, when I am searching for any kind of help, he does whatever he can. Then I in turn pridefully don't accept the help but then whine for help! Leaving the poor guy in a vicious cycle of trying to support me the best he can, while I seem to push him away. What valiant effort in a losing fight. Finally and for so much more, he has earned my trust and a place in my heart. Bravo!
*the audience applauses while the band plays music to his exit off the award stage*